Dear House,
I know that I have not taken care of you as I should.
Your floors are not clean. Your porcelain does not sparkle, and your windows do not shine.
I have let the children mar your walls and have left many projects undone.
It is NOT because I am no longer committed to you.
I assure you that I am not seeing another.
I just have not had the time needed to invest into our relationship. I attempt to do the bare minimum to keep up appearances, but I know that it is not good enough.
I am well aware of what I have swept under the rug and for that I want to apologize.
I want to improve.
I want to re-Comet.
I just have to prioritize and find the time between all of the other activities I am involved in.
You are important.
I would like to ask your forgiveness and assure you that I am trying to make you a priority again.
I will follow my cleaning schedule and will not leave you neglected.
I promise that I will not become angry at you and expect you to put a fantastic performance with just a few hours to prepare when company is coming.
Will you accept my apology? Do you believe me when I say I am going to be better?
GREAT!
*whew*
And now that we have finally re-opened our lines of communication, can I ask you a favor?
Can you please return the things that you are hiding from me in spite, such as my digital camera, Mr. Spie's gym bag, and our I-Pass transponder?
We really need these things and I think it would help our relationship if we both come "clean".
Wouldn't it be refreshing to wipe out all memories of our past indiscretions and start out again with a spotless relationship?
I anxiously await your response.......
or my missing items.
Sincerely,
Spie
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